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Looking for actor to play the role of homeless drunken clown. We will wander the streets of ny drinking and I will document
the day. Must be willing to stay in character.
Adventurous spirit required. Drinks and food are on me.

Homeless Drunken clown

My favorite part of this ad is that, at the bottom, it lists: “Compensation: no pay.” Well, of course.

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My daughters sweet sixteen is in 5 weeks from friday, she is a huge film buff. Her favorite movie of all time is Passion of the Christ and I want to surprise her with someone dressed as Christ to dance with her after she does her sixteen candles. We are holding the party at a well known club in New York City. Please get back to me ASAP with 4-5 sentences on why this is for you and a picture of you dressed as Jesus Christ

I need a Jesus Christ for Sweet Sixteen

So many questions:

  1. Whose favorite movie of all time is “The Passion of the Christ?” No one can reasonably have that be their favorite movie and also self-describe as a “film buff.” That’s like being an alcoholic whose favorite drink is Zima.
  2. These parents are rubes. Everyone knows that well-known clubs in New York City always have a “house Christ.”
  3. I so want the dude who does this to show up soaked in blood and sweat to totally freak this chick out.

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