My daughters sweet sixteen is in 5 weeks from friday, she is a huge film buff. Her favorite movie of all time is Passion of the Christ and I want to surprise her with someone dressed as Christ to dance with her after she does her sixteen candles. We are holding the party at a well known club in New York City. Please get back to me ASAP with 4-5 sentences on why this is for you and a picture of you dressed as Jesus Christ
I need a Jesus Christ for Sweet Sixteen
So many questions:
- Whose favorite movie of all time is “The Passion of the Christ?” No one can reasonably have that be their favorite movie and also self-describe as a “film buff.” That’s like being an alcoholic whose favorite drink is Zima.
- These parents are rubes. Everyone knows that well-known clubs in New York City always have a “house Christ.”
- I so want the dude who does this to show up soaked in blood and sweat to totally freak this chick out.
